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A constipated lizard from Florida just set a record for poop size . . . it was filled with 22 grams of poop, which made up 80% of its body weight. That’s the highest feces-to-body mass ratio ever recorded in a living animal.

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Constipated lizard tips scales with record-breaking poop

A super-constipated Florida reptile has broken the record for the largest mass of feces ever discovered in a living animal - relative to its size, that is. The chunky curly-tailed lizard had been feasting on a steady diet of pizza grease, sand and insects, clogging her innards with a T-Rex-sized turd, according to a report published in the Herpetological Review journal.