A hotel cleaner in Florida was busted last week for stealing 66 rolls of TOILET PAPER from a Marriott he was cleaning.

He was charged with theft from a public lodging establishment, which is a FELONY . . . even though the 66 rolls of toilet paper were valued at 99 cents each.


Toilet Paper Bandit Caught In Act, Arrested On Felony Theft Charge, Cops Report

A toilet paper heist was thwarted yesterday by an alert hotel security guard, according to Florida cops who arrested the alleged TP thief on a felony charge. According to investigators, a guard at a Marriott hotel in Orlando was patrolling around 1:30 AM Thursday when he spotted a man "pushing a trash can toward his Honda van."