Samantha Jespersen has been trying to get her butthole removed from Facebook since 2015. You see, when Googling her own name, she discovered that someone created a Facebook business page for “Samantha Rae Ann Jespersen’s Butthole,” which had been up since 2012.

For the record, her butthole IS NOT open as a business. Countless attempts to have it removed were unsuccessful because Facebook maintained the site didn’t violate their “community standards” policies. Oddly enough, the page was finally taken down after the media started running with the story…eight years later…and started calling out the social network.

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Facebook Won't Remove This Woman's Butthole As A Business Page

Samantha Jespersen never wanted her butthole to be the first thing that came up when someone Googled her name. But to her horror, she discovered "Samantha Rae Anne Jespersen's Butthole" - a Facebook business page - was the very first result for a Google search her name.