A British talk show interviewed an 80-year-old woman about her 35-year-old lover. Obviously, they were hoping for something juicy and they got it. She said their first night together was “pretty rough” because “nobody had been there in 35 years.”
She also said they used “a whole tube of K-Y Jelly” and she couldn’t walk the next day because, quote, “I felt as if I’d been riding a horse.” It’s a sweet love story and they’re even planning to get married.