BEVERLY HILLS, CA - SEPTEMBER 07: David Lee Roth performs onstage at The Brent Shapiro Foundation Summer Spectacular at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on September 7, 2018 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Rachel Murray/Getty Images for The Brent Shapiro Foundation)

Well, he looks good.  There, we said something nice.  Now to the music.

YIKES.  David Lee Roth started his Vegas residency this week, and the videos circulating seem to indicate he might want to “rent not buy.”

First, he keeps making unsubstantiated comments about Eddie, now he comes out sounding like this.

We posted some songs from opening night below. You be the judge.  Some have profanity, so be careful at your desk.  But mostly, be careful not too play too loud as people might think you’re killing an animal.

“Dance the Night Away”  With all of the pop sheen lopped off and left to rot on the floor.

“You Really Got Me”  Smooth as a gaggle of geese in a wood chipper.

“Unchained”  These must be the “alternate” box-set lyrics, cause they’re not the ones we remember.