A nymphomaniac duck had his penis removed because he was such a horn-dog!
David the Duck had spent some time with a few female companions and he tried getting it on so much his little duck dong became injured and infected. Painkillers and antibiotics didn’t help and his owner said it looked like the the end of his penis died but he still kept trying to bang the lady ducks. His owner took him to a vet and they decided the only way to cure him is surgery. Now he is only left with a 1 cm penis.