Susan Roscillo and Robert Kellogg aren’t too old to get busy on Thanksgiving, and they want the world to know it.

The couple, who are 70 and 60 respectively, were busted doing it right in the middle of a Clearwater, Florida sidewalk.  According to the arrest affidavit, cops saw Roscillo “on her back with her legs in the air” with no pants on and “actively” yanking the crank of Kellogg. Cops also say alcohol was likely a factor here and both were being held on $10K bond.


Woman, 70, Jailed After Sidewalk Sex Encounter

DECEMBER 1--A 70-year-old woman and her 60-year-old mate are each jailed on a felony charge after they allegedly had sex on a Florida sidewalk in view of a 12-year-old child, police report. According to investigators, Susan Roscillo and Robert Kellogg trysted around 8:45 PM Thursday in front of the Capitol Theater in downtown Clearwater.