MIAMI - FEBRUARY 02: A judges gavel rests on top of a desk in the courtroom of the newly opened Black Police Precinct and Courthouse Museum February 3, 2009 in Miami, Florida. The museum is located in the only known structure in the nation that was designed, devoted to and operated as a separate station house and municipal court for African-Americans. In September 1944, the first black patrolmen were sworn in as emergency policemen to enforce the law in what was then called the "Central Negro District." The precinct building opened in May 1950 to provide a station house for the black policemen and a courtroom for black judges in which to adjudicate black defendants. The building operated from 1950 until its closing in 1963. (Photo by Joe Raedle/Getty Images)
Brenda Barattini has been sentenced to 13 years in prison for hacking the schlong off her ex-lover.
Barattini sliced Sergio Fernandez’s sausage as “revenge for sharing sex tapes of her.” The official charge was for attempted murder, but, while admitting to the attack, she told the court in Argentina she wasn’t actually trying to murder the guy. As far as Fernandez, he was left in a coma afterwards, suffered a staggering amount of blood loss, and now says he suffers from “panic attacks” and his dong is now “different.”