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MESQUITE, NV - OCTOBER 02: Police tape lines the driveway in front of the house in the Sun City Mesquite community where suspected Las Vegas gunman Stephen Paddock lived, October 2, 2017 in Mesquite, Nevada. Paddock allegedly opened fire from a room on the 32nd floor of the Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino onto the Route 91 music festival in Las Vegas, leaving at least 58 people dead and over 500 injured. According to reports, Paddock killed himself at the scene. (Photo by Gabe Ginsberg/Getty Images)

A burglar allegedly entered a Florida man’s house through an unlocked door, headed for the kitchen to whip himself up a meal.

When the homeowner went to confront Gavin Crim at 4 am on Tuesday morning, the 19-year-old Marine told him, “go back to sleep.”

Of course, the cops were called and Crim took off, says Fox 13 in Tampa. Pinellas County Sheriff’s deputies caught up to him in a nearby swamp.

According to the police report, alcohol may have been involved.


Florida Burglar Breaks Into Home To Make Breakfast, Tells Resident 'Go Back To Sleep'

SAFETY HARBOR, Fla. (AP) - Authorities say a burglar broke into a Florida home, cooked himself an early morning meal and told the resident there to "go back to sleep." The home's occupant told investigators he awoke to discover the man cooking and eating sometime after 4 a.m. Tuesday.