A guy in Florida threatened his friend with a machete on Saturday for not flushing the toilet after he used it, then dropped a pretty decent pun while being arrested.   He told cops that, quote, “[POOP] happened” . . . except he said the S-word.


Hudson man points machete in victim's face, demands he flush the toilet, deputies say

A Hudson man - armed with a machete - threatened a victim when he didn't flush the toilet, deputies said. The victim said the suspect, 46-year-old Keith Mounts, pointed the machete in his face after demanding he flushed the toilet after using it, according to Pasco County deputies.