There’s a guy in New York who’s suffering from an extremely rare condition where his junk is turning into BONE. But the doctors aren’t sure why . . . because he checked himself out against their orders before they could diagnose him.
It's putting the "bone" in - well, you know. After falling on his rear end on the street, a 63-year-old man went to the emergency room for knee pain. Doctors, worried that he might have some additional broken bones, conducted a pelvic x-ray. Instead, they discovered that his penis was turning to bone.