A guy had 33 beers and passed out in a strip club parking lot in Florida last week. 

He was arrested after the cops showed up and he tried to fight them. When officers arrived to the adult entertainment establishment they found the man unconscious with his fiance rubbing his back.  As officers approached him the fiance said “Be calm, please don’t fight them.”

Well that didn’t work and he tried to fight the officers! He was charged with disorderly intoxication and resisting arrest.