LONDON - FEBRUARY 16: Hair pieces are displayed backstage before Unconditional's Autumn/winter 2007 show at London Fashion Week on February 16, 2007 in London. (Photo by Bruno Vincent/Getty Images)
A guy was busted smuggling drugs from Colombia to Spain last month . . . because of his ridiculously high TOUPEE.
The police were suspicious of why the guy’s hair piece was riding so high on his head . . . and it turned out he had a bag with $33,500 of cocaine under it.