Summertime is here. Ice cream will be consumed. So how will YOU be consuming your ice cream this summer?
Lucky for you, there’s only one correct answer for this particular 12 Inch Poll, and that is the tried-and-true sugar cone. Small enough to accommodate one scoop and still be aesthetically pleasing, sturdy enough to handle three scoops if you’re feeling frisky, and tasty enough to still be appetizing after you’ve killed off all that sweet, sweet ice cream.
Waffle cones? Unwieldy. And too often overdone, what with all the fudge-dipping and candy-rolling. Cake cones? Were it not for soft-serve, I’d call for their immediate banishment from the dairy realm. Structurally unsound with a taste like copy paper. Put cake cones where they belong: in the trash.
And speaking of trash, how do you sleep at night, eating your ice cream out of a dish? Where do you think all those styrofoam bowls and plastic spoons end up? In the landfill. Or–worse–in the damn ocean! Save the planet and order your ice cream in a cone, you scoundrel. And while you’re at it, cut down on napkin use and just lick your fingers clean. You animal.
End rant. Vote please. And gimme a scoop of coffee in a SUGAR cone, please. Thank you.