LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 03: Spectators (L-R) Megan Smyth, Jenni Drey and Michelle Davies wear tennis ball bikini tops as they wait for day tickets on day nine of the Wimbledon Lawn Tennis Championships at the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club at Wimbledon on July 3, 2013 in London, England. (Photo by Peter Macdiarmid/Getty Images)
The fashion company ASOS is selling a new, tiny bikini that people are mocking online. The top barely covers you up, and it clasps in the front with a big, chunky, plastic buckle like on a luggage strap.
Oh . . . and you can’t get the bikini wet.