A guy in Florida has been stealing pool floats from people’s pools for MONTHS now. The cops finally caught him last week.

He admitted he takes the floats because he loves HAVING SEX with them. He’s facing 10 burglary charges.


Creepy Fetishist Nabbed For Pool Float Theft Spree

JUNE 15--A creepy fetishist is behind bars in connection with a months-long robbery spree that netted dozens of pool floats that the suspect said he "sexually gratifies himself with," according to p