A woman in Pennsylvania turned 55 last week . . . and her new boyfriend didn’t get her a gift, a cake, or even a card.  So . . . she went after him with a BOX CUTTER.  He wound up with some cuts on his arm, and she was arrested for assault.

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Birthday Girl Gets Slashy Over No Cake, Gift, Card

MAY 17--A Pennsylvania woman who turned 55 Wednesday assaulted a male acquaintance with a box cutter because she had not received a present, card, or cake to mark the occasion, according to court pap