AUCKLAND, NEW ZEALAND - AUGUST 29: A model prepares backstage ahead of the Stolen Girlfriends Club show during New Zealand Fashion Week 2018 at Red Bull, on August 29, 2018 in Auckland, New Zealand. (Photo by Michael Ng/Getty Images)
There’s someone on Etsy who’s selling GOTH CROCS. They’re pitch black Crocs that have metal spikes, studs, and chains attached to them . . . and they cost $240.
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