LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 19: A view of butterfly shaped confetti which it was rumored was demanded by Mariah Carey as she help turn on the Westfield Shopping Centre Christmas lights on November 19, 2009 in London, England. (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images)

A dad wanted to celebrate his son’s 5th birthday by uncorking a confetti popper.  But it either malfunctioned or he had it pointed the wrong way, because it shot straight into his man parts.

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Occurred on April 5, 2019 / Santa Maria, California, USA "It was my son's 5th birthday and my husband called me on his way home from work. He had bought a confetti popper and wanted me to have the boys go outside so he could surprise my son, Hunter with the confetti.