A couple of guys put on their own wrestling event in a stadium parking lot. One of them laid flat on a folding table, and then the other took a running jump off the roof of an SUV . . . and landed on top of him.
The table collapsed and both guys crashed to the pavement. And THEN the guy who jumped put the other guy in a hold while a referee did the knockout countdown.
The guy who jumped was declared the winner and the ref awarded him the championship belt.