Comedian Jim Gaffigan celebrates his 51st birthday today (July 7), and out of all the comedians out today, he definitely has the best material on being a dad.

(Considering he’s a father of five and his wife, Jeannie, also co-writes Jim’s stand-up material, he’s certainly not short on influence.)

Picking just five bits on being a dad/parenting was difficult, but we think we have some great choices.  Enjoy them below!
 

On Vacationing at Disney World in Orlando in July

“Remember when you were a kid and you’d go on vacation, you’d be like, ‘Why is Dad always in a bad mood?’ Now I understand.”

 

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